Crash Test Dummies - A Cigarette Is All You Get (Give Yourself a Hand)

I'm all freaked out
I'm all tweaked out
I'm being chased by insects
And I wanna eat my cigarettes
I can't hang out
I'm all strung out
I've got to grab me by the throat
I've got to herd me like a goat

A cigarette is all you get
So hold your fire, don't light it yet

I'm all mixed up
I gotta fix me up
I wanna pull my tongue out
And turn my nostrils inside out
I'm all dried up
I'm all fried up
I wanna burn things now and then
If I've been talkin' to businessmen

A cigarette is all you get
So hold your fire, don't light it yet

I'm all shook up
I wanna get hooked up
I wanna listen to Elvis
I wanna shake my pelvis
I wanna take the train downtown
I wanna hear some Junior Brown
I wanna move my groovy hips
I wanna bite my shaky lips

A cigarette is all you get
So hold your fire, don't light it yet

A Cigarette Is All You Get (02:40)
A lipsynched video I did of myself performing to a great great song by the Crash Test Dummies. I
gave myself whipflash from this video and had trouble moving my head around for the next week.


Tag: MCC, poetry, poem, openmic, open-mic, SLAM, tournament, toys, nerd, poundpuppiescrash, test,
dummies, my, own, sunrise, music, video, early, morning, erections, boner, metaphorical, sexcrash,
test, dummies, swatting, flies, bullyboy1863, worms, that, haunt, mecrazy, death, injury, crash, te



Other songs this artist Crash Test Dummies (75):
Androgynous
At My Funeral
Comin Back Soon (The Bereft Mans Song)
Here on Earth (Ill have my cake)
Supermans Song



Comments:

1
Brad Roberts contacted me after seeing this video and the other one (PLAYING DEAD) and he really liked them a lot; which is an amazing compliment, indeed! :)
Author: DannyMoser - 3 months, 1 week ago
2
WOW! I think you can sell this video to crash test dummies. They will be stupid if will not buy! It's awesome!
Author: jacksitsfuckinqu - 3 months, 1 week ago
3
i noticed your nametag changes periodically.... funny
Author: JimmyWilson01 - 3 months ago
4
Dude.....you are awesome!!!!....and to think I was depressed this morning......nice!
Author: Leannan999 - 3 months, 2 weeks ago


swiat-komputerow.info