Macc Lads - Miss Macclesfield

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,
One is death and the other's a nurse,
Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it,
But I gave her one and her tits were that big,
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic,
And that I never touched her,
That's just bagshit.
Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere,
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
Did you fuck? You're making it up.
Well I got a red pint round the back of our house,
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic,
The Russians are coming, this is drastic.
So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly,
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.
Lucy Lastic's got a great back,
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
Was there fuck, you're making it up.
Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip.
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits.
We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough,
But Lucy Lastic was loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough.

The Macc Lads - Miss macclesfield (03:04)
I used to go out with her cos she cooked a nice bit of grub. She was the perfect woman, She was my
kind of a bird, 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word. She had real big tits and
a lovely slappable arse, But now she's into barbeques and wine bars. Oh, I used to go out with her
'cos she cooked me all me meals, Then one day she made it big when she won Miss Macclesfield. She
married and Italian just 'cos he were posh, And they honeymooned in Brussles and he played a bit of
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